Enjoy the rankings, and let us collectively mourn the death of “Cult of Personality” on WWE television. For instance, we’re not ranking Big E’s theme because Big E is coming out with The New Day, and we’re not ranking Sheamus’s theme because he’s with The League of Nations. One, we aren’t talking about part-time workers, so you won’t find Triple H or Brock Lesnar on the list, and two, we’re specifically pinning down music that people are currently using. It definitely helped that the professionally produced theme. It’s cheesy, yes, but at a time when Kane was unmasked and finally speaking to the crowd, this tune did the trick. ![]() We here at Extra Mustard decided to rank all the music currently on the main roster, with two primary designations. During the mid-2000s, just about every single WWE star traded their standard theme in for a vocalized update, and Slow Chemical was one of the most palatable. Great entrance music is sometimes all you need to get over, just ask The Undertaker. It’s the most dramatic, overwrought, wonderful tradition in an industry that specializes in dramatic, overwrought, wonderful traditions. You emerge on a giant stage, flanked with massive Titantrons projecting how awesome you are, with music that (ideally) highlights the best parts of your character and maybe hints at your hubris. ![]() It’s a defining characteristic of our beloved fake sport. ![]() WWE theme songs are maybe my favorite trope in all of wrestling.
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